Thursday, January 24, 2008

Yay Me! *clapclapclap*

Mmm.

It's my birthday tomorow. I'm turning 18. The big 1-8. Which comes with voting and jury duty,and permanant criminal records. (sarcastically: yay...)

I have absolutly no idea what do to that is out of the ordinary to mark such an occasion. Getting wasted is out of the question. So...if somebody wants to help me out...I'm open to suggestions.

One of my friends suggested we go to a male stip club and shove loonies down the stippers' thongs. Well, I don't think they would appreciate cold metal so close to their nods. And frankly, I don't trust myself around naked, thrusting men. I feel a panic attack coming on. Besides, I think there is nothing funnier on this whole planet than a buff man shaking his ass in a thong. I go into incontrolable fits of laughter every time I see one, which is surprisingly often. Oh well.

Perhaps a night out at the movies. I've been meaning to see Meet the Spartans. Seems like a hilarious movie. I love the girl from MadTv who plays bald Britney. Mm. Should be fun.

3 comments:

Pengyou said...

salut manue,
je ne comprends pas le message que tu as laissé sur mon blog http://toutsurlachinearticles.blogspot.com/2008/01/caricatures-tout-sur-la-chine.html
qu'est-ce qui est raciste? qui sont les sarrasins?

JewleeyaB said...

Bonjour my english friend happy b-day!

Manue said...

thx hun!